Yesterday was a bit worrying. During my sermon at a Confirmation service in Ilkley an elderly woman began to look unwell. As I came in to land she lost consciousness and, assisted by medics in the congregation, slid to the floor. She came round and was eventually taken off to hospital for a check up. When I got home I picked up my eighteen month old grandson, Ben, and he promptly vomited all over me and the kitchen floor. I began to think that if the service at the cathedral later went wrong, I’d begin to take it personally.
Anyway, last week saw some interesting stuff flying around the e-sphere:
1. A new magazine for Muslims has been produced, called Critical Muslim. I haven’t seen a copy and am not sure how its appearance on the scene has been received within the Muslim community, but it is an interesting development. Dr Philip Lewis’s appraisal is worth a look.
2. Nick Spencer did a great parody of the nonsense trotted out by some of the uncritical New Atheists – that religion is dangerous and divisive and should be confined to the dark corners of private entertainment. He starts from the idea that people claim that sport is a religion. It only gets funnier from there.
3. Giles Fraser hits the nail further on the head with an account of how Nietzsche contributed to his conversion to Christianity.
4. Will Hutton bangs the drum for language learning to be taken more seriously in the UK. I bang on about it often enough, but Hutton is better at pointing out that the philistines in government are unlikely to advocate a culture they themselves don’t ‘get’.
5. Leonard Cohen’s new album has been acquired and is being listened to to death. That voice has been lived in. We used to say that Cohen did ‘music to slit your wrists to’, but this caricature has always only exposed ignorance or illiteracy. He is funny, astute, ironic and wonderfully honest about being a complicated human being. My favourite lines from Old Ideas:
Show me the place, help me roll away the stone
Show me the place, I can’t move this thing alone
Show me the place where the Word became a man
Show me the place where the suffering began
This week?
I have just arrived in London ahead of the General Synod which meets here until Thursday. The key item on the agenda is the matter of how we move ahead with bishops who might turn out to be women. It’s no secret that the debate is somewhat fraught – after all, this is one of only two issues that the media have any concern for (the other one being sexuality). Lots of other good stuff that drives and characterises the Church of England’s work in parishes and dioceses won’t get a mention, but the ‘loud stuff’ must not be allowed to distract us from what we should be about on the ground.
The torment about female bishops looks something like this. The Church has agreed that there should be no bar to women being bishops. The debate is about what provision should be made for those who cannot accept this. Huge financial provision was made back in 1992 when the Synod agreed to ordain women as priests. Twenty years on there are those who think enough time and provision has been made already. Then, the question is if the Church should create a ‘safe place’ for those who cannot accept ministry from women or men who have ordained women (like me).
There are many who wish to hold the Church together and make space in the Big Tent for the range of voices and commitments, but don’t want to set up first and second-class bishops. The pastoral urge to hold everyone in is tempered by the pastoral wisdom that advocates (a) making a decision, (b) ending the uncertainty and muddle, and (c) allowing everyone concerned to move on. Clarity has to be better than eternal muddle.
But, it is the understanding of what counts as ‘pastoral’ and to whom ‘pastoral provision’ is made that lies at the heart of the heart-searching going on in the Synod this week. And that is why debate is impassioned: we take stuff seriously and are not indifferent either to the theological/ecclesiological issues or the pastoral/people implications and consequences of the decisions we make. However, if it wasn’t clear before, it should be obvious now that some circles simply cannot be squared. I am not aware of anyone – of any persuasion – who is looking forward with unalloyed joy to this week’s debates.
Liverpool beating Tottenham Hotspur this evening might come as a welcome distraction…


February 6, 2012 at 12:34 pm
Lots to think about in there, but the biggest question in my mind is how exactly the medics in the congregation helped the women slide to the floor?! And can you be sure that you’re not underestimating your own anointing & that the lady in question wasn’t simply “slain in the Spirit”? ;o)
February 6, 2012 at 3:25 pm
I was a fan until the spur comment
Looking for 3 more points for spurs tonight!
Yours
Mike Firbank
Camborne
Diocese of Truro
February 6, 2012 at 3:27 pm
I will be praying for u all at Synod; praying for a
Final yes to women Bishops, but also praying for those who need our love who can’t accept it
February 6, 2012 at 7:27 pm
Dear Nick,
we met very briefly in Virginia (my wife is Katherine, who is English, you may remember better) but…. your comment on the New Atheists got me thinking about Alain de Botton and his temple. I’d love to hear your thoughts on this as it seems to me these sorts of temples were tried in the past (French Revolution and “Temples to Reason,” and the Athenian “Temple to the unknown god”, anyone?) and utterly failed.
Cheers,
Matthew
February 6, 2012 at 9:23 pm
Praying for you all at General Synod, Nick. Please God, wisdom for all, so that the C of E can move on and focus on how better to proclaim the Gospel and make disciples in an indifferent culture.
February 6, 2012 at 11:23 pm
Matthew, if you put ‘atheism’ or ‘New Atheists’ in the search on my blog, you’ll find quite a lot of previous comment and observation. Human beings are very good at building arrogant towers – we just don’t always recognise them as such. (We loved being in VA and meeting you all!)
February 7, 2012 at 4:28 am
This is Robert Morris from Radford, Virginia. It was a pleasure to spend some time with you and your wife at The Canterbury House. It was nice to meet a Bishop that did not take himself to seriously and still understands that the Church simply delivers the message and is not the message. Thank you for the book and I beleive we will meet again.
February 7, 2012 at 10:37 am
Shame about the result at Anfield …
February 7, 2012 at 11:42 am
Robert, it was great to meet you – it will not be the last time! Thanks for all the hospitality and friendship last week.
February 7, 2012 at 8:02 pm
Nick,
This is interesting as well:
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/life/article3311269.ece
February 8, 2012 at 3:20 pm
I really can’t agree that “Giles Fraser hits the nail further on the head with an account of how Nietzsche contributed to his conversion to Christianity.” I had previously read this article and went back to it on your recommendation. What he seems to be saying is: “Nietzsche was an atheist; I find many of his beliefs offensive; therefore I became a beliver.” Fraser seems about as good an advert for a philosophy degree as Alain de Botton, if you’ll forgive me.
February 8, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Arthur, forgiveness granted! But, I think Giles was saying that engagement with Nietzsche pushed him into taking theism and Christianity seriously – rather than that Nietzsche nailed it for him.
February 8, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Well now then.not only was my daughter confirmed at said service in Ilkley she was the medic who assisted the poorly lady.What a day we had.It was a fab service and I was so glad I made the journey up from Shropshire.Many thanks Bishop for putting such effort into getting there,snow didn’t stop you walking up the hill .my son is called Nick and I sent most of the service telling my 2year old granddaughter Agatha that Bish Nick with the hat on wasn’t Uncle Nick!! Kind Regards Mamba
February 8, 2012 at 6:07 pm
Sorry Nick, but that isn’t hitting any nail on any head. I could name any number of theists who may have expressed offensive views and say they started me on the road to atheism. That isn’t nailing something on the head, that is offering a personal account.
February 8, 2012 at 11:17 pm
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