Having just got back from holiday, I am missing the Greenbelt Festival in Cheltenham. This also means I missed the launch of Jeremy Fletcher's advice to clergy, neatly contained in a new little book called Rules for Reverends.

I read the proofs and thought it was funny, insightful and sometimes very sharp. It is mostly funny.

The cartoons by the excellent Dave Walker are, as ever, excellent.

I can't quote anything from it because I haven't yet seen the final book (the promised copies didn't come while I was away). I just remember laughing my way through it.

Just order it now!